God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. "I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on." "I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."
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Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."
Originally posted by jritchie True Storie!!!!! Rookie wheelchair basketball referee calls traveling 38 times in first quarter!! Dale Myers, a longtime basketball referee in northern New Jersey, brought a wheelchair basketball game to a virtual standstill on Saturday, calling more than 38 traveling violations in the first quarter before the rules of the wheelchair game were clarified for him.
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.”. “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”.
(A bit of context first, but you can skip this paragraph if you want). An hour or so ago, I was playing a div 1 co-ed soccer game. Since our captain wasn't there, I was the one talking to the ref, signing the game sheet, providing the game ball, and all that.
Q: Why can't you play basketball in the jungle? A: Because there are too many cheetahs. Q: Why is a referee like an angry chicken? A: They both have foul mouths. Q: Why is the basketball arena hot after the game? A: Because all the fans have left. Q: What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks? A: Alley Whoops. Q.
Abe Lemons. (1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach. Basketball Sports Referees. I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees. Jonathan Davies. Welsh rugby player. Sports Referees Rugby.
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